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Urban Outfitters Under Fire for Stealing Culturally Appropriative Designs (Again!)

Last Tuesday, Emory College senior Beighleigh Harrington filed a lawsuit against Urban Outfitters, Inc. for the intellectual property theft of the “ethically inspired” basket designs she first created in her…

Crime Report April 25, 2017

On April 15 at 1:09 a.m., EPD responded to a call regarding a non-forcible entry burglary on the first floor of Alabama Hall. An Emory student told officers that someone…

SAE Dunk Tank: Revenge of Hookups Past

  The Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity coordinated a dunk tank philanthropy event during Wonderful Wednesday on April 19, 2017. This dunk tank was a noticeably last-minute attempt to raise the…

No Country Left Behind: Luxembourg Week Excites Campus

Inspired by Korea Week, Tibet Week, China Week, and India Week, the Luxembourg Student Association is eager to show Emory its cultural heritage through a week-long showcase. Although many campus…

Senior Posts Dildo Collection to Emory Buy & Sell

Image from news.com.au Popular Facebook group “Emory Buy & Sell” is a place where students can sell everything from clothing to furniture throughout the school year. As the year comes…

Pepsi Ad Blows Up Like Mentos in Coke

Image from TheTrendSpotter Sources report that after watching Pepsi’s new commercial, the CEO of Atlanta’s own Coca-Cola Company drunkenly gifted Emory University another $105 million in company stock in the…

Student Infuriated by Weather Patterns

The recent torrential downpours reportedly created consternation within the student body. Jackson Wimp, a second year student from Merrick, New York, claimed last week that he “did not come to…

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