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Senior Posts Dildo Collection to Emory Buy & Sell

Image from news.com.au Popular Facebook group “Emory Buy & Sell” is a place where students can sell everything from clothing to furniture throughout the school year. As the year comes…

Pepsi Ad Blows Up Like Mentos in Coke

Image from TheTrendSpotter Sources report that after watching Pepsi’s new commercial, the CEO of Atlanta’s own Coca-Cola Company drunkenly gifted Emory University another $105 million in company stock in the…

New Kitten Opens Up B-School Student’s Heart

Jake Luskey was a proud Goizueta student with a  finance concentration before he got his kitten, Perry. Perry melted Jake’s frozen heart the first time they met. “A guy was…

Locally Grown Weed to Be Sold at Emory Farmer’s Market

In a recent interview, Christine Srehya, Director of Sustainability Initiatives, informed Spoke reporters that the Emory Farmer’s Market is looking to expand their customer base through the distribution of pesticide-free…

Goizueta Senior Drunkenly Messages Resume to Deloitte

Gingerly removing Tostito™ chips from his navel, Goizueta Senior Jacob Washburn woke up this morning to discover that he had drunkenly emailed his resume to the professional service firm Deloitte.…

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