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Crime Report April 25, 2017

On April 15 at 1:09 a.m., EPD responded to a call regarding a non-forcible entry burglary on the first floor of Alabama Hall. An Emory student told officers that someone…

Pepsi Ad Blows Up Like Mentos in Coke

Image from TheTrendSpotter Sources report that after watching Pepsi’s new commercial, the CEO of Atlanta’s own Coca-Cola Company drunkenly gifted Emory University another $105 million in company stock in the…

Migos: We did not have concert relations with that SPC

After much speculation, SPC revealed that Migos will not be performing at Dooley’s Ball. This announcement comes as a disappointment to many Emory students.  Students were astonished that SPC actually…

Too Hot: Zumba Literally Starts a Fire

Sources report a fire broke out around 6:00pm on the second floor of the WoodPEC during a weekly Zumba class this Monday. Officials say this was a standard electrical fire,…

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