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The Emory Spoke

Op-Ed: Take Off Your Pants

Let me preface this with three simple words: I HATE PANTS. Any true Southerner in their right mind would wholeheartedly agree that shorts truly reign supreme. As a born and bred Texan, I firmly believe in the three Gs: Gravy,…

Op Ed: Greg is a Carrie

As the days get shorter and the nights get longer, I find myself watching more and more Sex and The City and wondering if it’s true. Because surely it can’t be true. It just…can’t be.   Infamous campus celeb Greg…

Fuck It. Oxford is the Main Campus Now. 

Ok, we get it! We’ve heard you say it a million times over. “Oxford kids are so weird, Oxford kids are so annoying, I wish Oxford kids didn’t transfer here.” Well, fine, they won’t transfer here anymore. Now you can…