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Two Girls, One Cup? DCT Fountain Drink Dispute Gets Messy

At 7:18 pm Friday evening, a horrifying scene unfolded in the Dobbs Common Table. Bystanders allege S. Hart (26B) and S. Hits (25C) engaged in a wild and shocking dispute sparked by a shortage of cups at the beverage dispenser.…

Op-Ed: Pollen? Bad.

Let’s be real, does anybody actually like pollen? It’s just piss-colored snow that makes your nose itch. It sucks. Sure, plants technically “need it to live,” but if I could give up gluten for a month, plants can live without…