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Rain Drop, Drop Top, SPC Makes Dooley’s Week a Big Flop

The much anticipated Dooley’s Week Migos concert at Emory University was recently cancelled after the Emory Student Programming Council graciously donated all of its funds to a friendly Nigerian Prince.…

Day in the Life of Randy the Roach, Defender of Dobbs Hall

Adjusting to a roachly routine was perhaps one of the greatest hardships of Randy Griffith’s transformation from Emory student to Emory cockroach. As the sun rises in the early hours…

“I Am Basically Scarface”- A Commentary by the Freshman with Four Beers

Welcome to my room, my fellow first-years! Take a moment to admire my exquisite art collection- do you like it? I purchased these lovely works from the poster sale last…

I Am Better Than Netflix and Chill

I am not just a ‘Netflix and chill’ kind of girl. Not the ‘Hey babe, come over now that it’s 3AM and I’m bored and lonely.’ Not the ‘close the…

TableTalk Sparks Riveting Conversation Between ATO Senior and Corporate Recruiter

  Staying true to its mission to provide a dynamic framework of conversation between individuals, the addition of TableTalk on the resume of ATO Senior Adam Myers ignited an impassioned…

Dear Aliz

  We at the Spoke have long felt the need to give back to our beloved Emory community, even if we already do through our painstakingly crafted, cutting-edge journalism on…

Behind the Student Tech Services Desk- VIZE Special

This report is brought to you by  Vize Magazine. It’s dark, wherever we are. I can hardly see my hand in front of my face, let alone where I’m going.…

The Spoke Presents: Wagner’s Legacy

When Wagner announced he would be departing next year, the entire Emory community felt a piece of them ripped away.  During his 12 year tenure as Emory President, tens of thousands have been…

Orientation Leader Gives Tour of Best Places to Breakdown in Tears

ATLANTA, GA: Sweating in the Atlanta sun, Orientation Leader Rachel Bailey could not be happier with her orientation group and simply cannot stop smiling! “They are a great group of kids,”…

Freshman Trapped in Pre-College Departure Speech

Freshman Ernie McFarlan is trapped in the pre-departure college speech he’s been reciting this entire summer, and has been causing a bit of a stir in the freshman orientation scene.…

Resurrected John Emory Won’t Shut Up about Domino’s Delivery

Much to the annoyance of the thirty scientists who spent the past forty years attempting to reanimate him, John Emory will only talk about Domino’s pizza delivery and won’t shut…

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