Tease: Why would frats have a back door if they didn’t want you to sneak in?

Picture this, it’s Friday night, you’re walking to a frat party, and your history professor just saw your entire nipple through the crop top you chose to wear in 30 degree weather. You think your wait in the cold is nearly over, until you see the line leading out the door. Your drunk hookup from last night who assured you he could get you in is a bust. He’s off two lines of coke and thinks he’s DJing (he’s in his room screaming the lyrics to “Good As Hell” by Lizzo), so you have no other choice than to sneak in the back.

Next thing you know you’ve got two brothers holding a list in your face saying “Nobody told you you could come in!” But if they didn’t want you in, why did they put an open door in the back where nobody can see you? Why would they put out flashy Facebook ads and stock up on whatever beer was on sale if they didn’t want you coming inside? The truth is they’re all just big teases who make sure the line gets long so they can yell at you for using their incredibly tempting and very much unguarded back door. Anyone who says otherwise is a snitch who doesn’t want you to have fun at a frat party.