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Campus Life Center email finally reveals something interesting during construction process

On September 5th, the weekly Campus Life Center email update was sent to and subsequently deleted by most of the student body. Those who opened the email were shocked to…

Senior Posts Dildo Collection to Emory Buy & Sell

Image from news.com.au Popular Facebook group “Emory Buy & Sell” is a place where students can sell everything from clothing to furniture throughout the school year. As the year comes…

Student Infuriated by Weather Patterns

The recent torrential downpours reportedly created consternation within the student body. Jackson Wimp, a second year student from Merrick, New York, claimed last week that he “did not come to…

Freshman Narrowly Avoids Hook-Up With Trump Supporter

I didn’t think it could happen to me. Like, this was one of those things you see on the Wheel EPD reports and think, “wow, glad I’m not THAT girl.”…

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