A beacon of counter-culture individuality was spotted yesterday while he cut across the quad. Countless jaws hit the ground as the revolutionary strutted across the grass en route to his 2:00 p.m. Film Studies course. The figure, whose insurgent ears…
The Emory Spoke
If you’ve got the time to read this, then there’s a good chance that you’re among the afflicted. During the 15th century, apathetic seniors were often burned at the stake in to prevent their “pfffft, sure whatever,” attitude from spreading…
Stacks janitor George Sherman has seen some shit, George Sherman revealed to Spoke reporters this weekend. According to Mr. Sherman, the revelation that he has indeed seen his share of shit came to him after he was attacked last semester…
Dear Emory Community: As you may know, I have recently achieved the status of “Best President Ever” by single-handedly raising the most money for Emory in its rich, albeit very awkward history. However now is not the time for us…