Hide your search histories! Greg Fenves faces ruin in the wake of a phishing scheme gone wrong. The President of Emory University, assuming his latest inbox notification was an Emory phishing training scheme, clicked, downloaded, and released a virus causing his data to leak – publicly.
A dip into Fenves’ Wattpad favorites has yielded an especially juicy insight into the president’s secret passions. His internet history shows an intense devotion to one coupling in particular:
Harry Styles and Barack Obama, commonly referred to as “Hobama.” And Fenves isn’t the only one: some of his favorite stories have upward of 50,000 hits, including “Find Me in the Night” by HobamaHoney, rated Explicit; “Making Harry’s House a Home” by babymuffins26, rated Mature; and “Obama O Baby” by barackfan8, rated Debauched.
Fenves’ team has tried and failed to pull together a collected response to cover the leak, stating only that “Fenves fell victim to one of the university’s most challenging phishing schemes to date,” but offering no additional explanation for the Hobama fan’s dedicated reading habits.
Fenves himself has declined to comment to the press since the big reveal, but he has not hesitated to comment on some of his favorite works, even during the aftermath of the leak. The Emory President offers a constructive critique on Chapter 6 of babymuffins26’s work, offering that “[W]hile the chapter’s White House setting was immersive for the Hobama community, the sexual tension was seriously lacking. Hoping for an ‘only one bed, locked in Harry’s tour bus’ trope next chapter!!” The story follows a torrid affair between the ex-president and the ex-boyband member, beginning with a hotel meet-cute and ending with a devastating denouement of love, loss, and growth in the wake of true hardship. Evidently, Fenves resonated with this tale – we can only wonder about the parallels he sees between the fanfiction and his own experiences.
Fenves, unfortunately, neglected to use an anonymous username. His account can be found under GregFenvesOfficial on Wattpad.com and the Wattpad app for mobile.
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