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Student Infuriated by Weather Patterns

The recent torrential downpours reportedly created consternation within the student body. Jackson Wimp, a second year student from Merrick, New York, claimed last week that he “did not come to…

Migos: We did not have concert relations with that SPC

After much speculation, SPC revealed that Migos will not be performing at Dooley’s Ball. This announcement comes as a disappointment to many Emory students.  Students were astonished that SPC actually…

Randy The Roach Battles Student Health

Randy and Ray stand in front of the Student Health Services building. Randy leans his roach hands on his roach legs and tries to catch his breath. They look up…

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