- The Math and Science Center
In the planetarium, looking at all the Atlanta light pollution. Could there be anything more romantic?
2. 1462 Clifton Road
People won’t know whether the sobbing noises are you orgasming or just you meeting with your CAPS therapist.
3. The Modern Languages Building
Talk dirty to me… in elementary Russian.
4. Tarbutton Hall
Tenured faculty can barely find their way around Tarbutton so the odds of somebody walking in on your ~business~ are slim to none 🙂
5. The Woodruff Library
If the smell the stacks does not immediately get you hard, you are legally required to transfer to WashU.
6. Atwood Chemistry Building
Chemicals can be dangerous… but you like danger don’t you, you naughty boy. Why don’t you fuck around and make a little chemistry of your own?
7. The Anthropology Building
Anthropology is the study of human civilization. Be fucking civilized and go have sex in a god damn bed.
8. Schwartz hall
All of the annoying ass music kids could drown out the sound but the fact that you dragged your thirsty ass all the way over there just to fuck is disappointing.
9. The Goizueta Business School
The B-school is full of snakes, so put your damn trouser snake away. Not worth the eternal damnation.
10. White hall
If you can get hard in White Hall you are a sick twisted mother fucker. The only response that building is allowed to elicit is a strong desire to kill yourself.
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