Part of a new broad-based initiative to integrate holiday fun with administrative decisions, the Emory University administration announced a “super-scary” set of layoffs and budget cuts early this Friday in a display of halloween fervor. The University released a statement…
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Candi Lynn, exotic dancer at the Sleazy Slanket Strip Club, has reportedly changed her name to Pumpkin Spice in a recent marketing move to lure in more customers during the late autumn and early winter months. Although it will likely…
Last Tuesday, after eight years planning and billions dollars of research, Emory’s Food Services team finally launched their most ambitious project to date: the Eagle Convenience store. With such a radical change to everyday life occurring, it’s only natural that…
