We’ve all been there: the Uber ride to Mags after a long week. You’re excited to blow off some steam, you’re a little tipsy, you’re trying to ignore the sinking feeling that no matter what you do, your parents will never be proud of you. Just Thursday night stuff!
With all these factors, you might feel the urge to strike up a fun conversation in the uber. Before you do, though, consider using this handy guide to check which conversations are most appropriate to discuss with your middle-aged driver.
Inappropriate:
- “I’m gonna be so honest, I would rather kill myself than fall out of love with the person I married. So tell me more about your divorce!”
- “Okay, on a scale of 1 to tri delt, how skinny do I look in this top?”
- “Wait, you speak Spanish? SAME, I’m in 212!”
- “So we hooked up for the first time like five months ago and since then he’s ignored my texts and repeatedly asked my friends to get me to stop following him to the gym every morning… Do you honestly think he’s gonna leave with another girl tonight? Just tell it to me straight.”
- “I’m not going to lie to you, I haven’t taken lactaid in like a week and I just fucked up a soft serve ice cream from the station in the DCT. Do I look bloated? No, like, really look at me. Why are you still looking at the road right now?”
- “So I’m seeing the no smoking signs plastered around the car, but I feel like we’ve gotten close enough for me to ask…can I vape right now? No, but like, I’d do it out the window.”
- “Okay you can totally say no, but do you wanna go to waffle house with us after this?”
Appropriate:
- “How much longer until we arrive?”
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