A day in the life of a man who donated $172,000 to Pete Buttigieg

7:30 AM – Wake up

8:00 AM – Consider calling yourself a Republican

8:10 AM – Decide “Republican” is too aggressive of a word

8:11 AM – Remain a “Democrat”

8:30 AM – Eat breakfast

9:00 AM – Donate a cold 5 grand to Buttigieg’s campaign

9:15 AM – Contemplate your generous insurance plan

9:16 AM – Assume everyone else in America can have the same plan (if they so choose)

9:30 AM – Leave for work

10:00 AM -1:30 PM – ???

1:30 PM – Thank yourself for being an ally to the gay community 

1:35 PM – Quick 3 grand more to the campaign

1:35 – 2:30 PM – ???

2:30-3:45 – Teach about old movies

4:00-5:30 – Office hours, Rich Building 101A

5:30-7:30 – Ignore the black community

7:30 PM – 9:30 PM – Emory Cinematheque* (Wednesdays only)

8:00 PM – 10:00 PM – Hold screenings for aforementioned old movies* (Monday’s only)

10:00 – Wine (of course)

10:15 – Google pictures of South Bend

10:20 – Think about donating to South Bend public schools

10:30 – Donate a thousand dollars to the police force instead

10:45 – Bed 🙂