The Spoke Sponsored Cox Drinking Challenge (CDC)

Are you an alcoholic? Maybe you’re a day drinking aficionado? Or perhaps you’re just looking for a new way to drink! Here at the Spoke, we have devised this new, exciting, and blood pumping game that combines your love alcohol and stereotypical Emory events!

The game spans from 11:30 AM-12:30 PM and can be played any day of the week.  (You’re a legit psychopath if you choose to do this on Farmers Market Tuesday or Wonderful Wednesday because you’ll definitely get EMS’d).  Make sure to bring many drinks and a few friends because you’re in for a bender. You and your drinking compatriots must be seated outside of Cox Hall at the metal lunch tables.  Now let’s get into the drink triggers.

Whenever any of these events occur, you drink. Let’s get into it.

1. You start off with a drink when you get there. (If you’re real you pregamed this)
2. Someone limes, birds, or skateboards across cox bridge.  Drink. (Bonus drink if the person has to avoid someone walking)
3. Cohort of nurses walk into cox from the hospital. Drink. (Bonus drink if a patient escapes the hospital in either their gown or their mobile IV)
4. Fraternity brothers dapping each other up. Drink.
5. B-School students walking in their suits. Drink.
6. D3 athlete takes an obnoxious swig from his/her blue Powerade bottle. Drink. (Bonus drink if the bottle is red)
7. Person walks across cox bridge exclusively looking down at their phone. Drink. (Bonus drink if they walk into anyone)
8. Overly involved girl and her club set up a table. Drink. (Bonus drink if they solicit people)
9. Person walks out of cox complaining about Freshens. Drink. (Bonus drink if they are holding a Freshens smoothie)
10.  Group of AirPod wearing friends walk across with each other but say nothing because they all have AirPods in. Drink.

In addition to these rules you must drink on the quarter hours (11:45 AM and 12:15 PM).  Lastly, when the Alma Mater plays at Noon you have until its conclusion to finish your current drink.  

Now stagger to your next class, to study or to your bed.  Maybe send Club Libs (slang for library basement floor for our readers who never go out) if you’re feeling litty-titty enough.