Experts are reporting today that the Earth faces possible annihilation from a paradox in which every premed student simultaneously claims that they are “not like other premeds.” This latest threat comes close on the heels of the “I just want…
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When Robert Greenfield took on the job of resident advisor in Complex Hall, he knew he had his work cut out for him making his residents’ first year at Emory special. Luckily, Robert knew just what to do: he bought…
Crime Report 11.8.16 On November 3 at 9:30 PM, EPD responded to reports of marijuana use at Dobbs Hall. Upon arrival, EPD was informed by students that marijuana is just a plant with many medicinal benefits. EPD’s heart grew three…
Sadly, it is the arts and entertainment section that disappoints most this season.