Kappa Sigma Appeals to Fenves: “Let us do coke and be bad guys freely.”
By Spoke EIC
In a shocking letter, the Defense of the Underage Collegiate and Honorably Educated (DOUCHE) petitioned Emory’s president Greg Fenves that the Kappa Sigma Fraternity chapter...
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Op-Ed: No, I Don’t Know What Is Wrong with Me, and I’d Appreciate It if You’d Stop Asking Me!
By Spoke EIC
Listen, I hear your clamoring and your constant questions. You’re all saying, “There’s something wrong with you! What’s wrong with you?! You should get help!”...
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From the Pong Table of the Brothers of Sig Chi:
By Spoke EIC
We are writing this apology from a place of deep reflection and remorse. It has come to our attention (through Fizz) that the Emory community...
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A Horror Movie That’s Not Real Life But Kinda Is: Sinners
By Spoke EIC
While we may be Emory’s largest comedy publication, we wanted to discuss something more sinister and scary for once. No, it’s not the rejected writer...
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Top Five Ways to Convince Your Advisor You’re Doing Fine, Actually
By Spoke EIC
It’s happened to the best of us: you have a couple of rough semesters. Your grades are dropping. You have to shamefully make an appointment...
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