With the recent news of Delta Tau Delta’s return to Emory sweeping across campus, so begins the hunt for the newest site of sticky floors and overbearing, overplayed house music. But despite the best efforts of the brothers to reclaim…
The Emory Spoke
In an interview today, freshman Pete Miller told Spoke reporters that he was probably going to “hit the row” later tonight. “When you party as much as I do, the row is pretty much the only place to be,” Miller…
I’m sure you’ve heard over the past couple of days about a piece of legislation I’ve introduced in order to limit the social media platform “Yik Yak” on Emory’s wifi. Some people say that this censorship oversteps the bounds of…
With the decisiveness of a Russian execution, the first Chemistry 141 examination delivered a crushing blow to the morale, pre-med overpopulation, and future annual income projections for the class of 2018. Figures obtained by Spoke reporters indicate that freshman socialization…