The Emory Spoke
After being nationally identified as a hotspot for the disease, Emory students have responded to calls for action by creating a test that successfully detects douchebags, dicks, and other strains of asshattery. Emory freshmen Blake Goldberg and Alex Kimbell have…
Today I stand before the Emory community and the world and just have one thing to say: FUCK. Sure, when I took on the job as lead researcher for the CDC’s efforts to eliminate Ebola, I knew there would be…