As you stop and wait awkwardly for those glorious automatic doors to sense that you’ve approached, take the time to reflect on the journey you’re embarking upon. This five hundred foot strip of gray carpet is far more than just a shortcut from the Peavine lot. It’s a spectacle. An extravaganza of style and flair.
And just as you think that maybe you should try your luck with the sensor on the door to the left instead, whoosh. It’s time to strut your stuff.
Whether you’re draped in that Emory Barnes & Noble drip, those Depop oversized jorts (cool), or the sweater you got at Goodwill with your friend who says it’s morally justifiable for them to shop there because they donate their clothes back even though their Dad is literally an oligarch, the WoodPEC is your place to show it off.
Stroll with confidence over those subtle dips and rises during the walk. Airpods in, shoulders straight, eyes up, and don’t forget to make uneasy split-second eye contact with the student worker at the middle section of the gym. Don’t worry, they see the vision.
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