Listen, I hear your clamoring and your constant questions. You’re all saying, “There’s something wrong with you! What’s wrong with you?! You should get help!” I get what you mean: I’m ironically detached, I have an off-putting energy, I sleep…
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While we may be Emory’s largest comedy publication, we wanted to discuss something more sinister and scary for once. No, it’s not the rejected writer applications; it’s director, writer, and producer Ryan Coogler’s new period supernatural horror film coming to…
Hoping to enjoy Dooley’s Week, Emory students amassed at the SPC’s events, nicknamed “Camp Dooley.” However, instead of the usual activities like cornhole and free food, terror reigned due to the SPC’s unrelenting determination to be “realistic.” “We really wanted…
Every friend group has one. Slinking about in the shadows, collecting secrets, and spreading lies throughout the imperial court. But how can you tell if you yourself are starting to become the beloved Scheming Eunuch friend? Here are five neuterific…



