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How to Maintain Your Swag While Shitting Next to Someone

You waited all day for this moment. You sat through your psych lecture and each time a gurgling noise emanated from your stomach, you spun around in your chair, pretending to look for the culprit. No one had any idea…

Help! I Think My Mom Is Using ChatGPT To Respond To My Texts!

Something’s going on. Your mom is responding to your homesick texts much faster than usual:  like, within seconds. What usually just received a thumbs up emoji is now warranting full paragraph responses. For instance, after getting sick from your chem…