We’re finished with our fourth week here at the fourth most depressed school in the country. Syllabus day is just a distant memory and that one dickhead professor is announcing his first exam. You told yourself that this Spring, you were really going to be on your grind, but that massively overpriced stack of loose leaf paper is still in its plastic wrapping. Not to fear! Your well-intentioned purchase won’t be a total waste! Here are 5 fun arts and crafts projects to do with your textbooks.
- Black-out poetry
Unleash your deepest artist by blacking out words to create a poem. I tried this, but the only sentence I got was “You… will die… on… February 29th, 2020.” Super cute, right?
2. Make a cute little hat
Wear it to a frat party, a first date, and your econ final! What professor in his right mind would fail you after showing up that stylish?
3. Turn it into toilet paper for a really luxurious experience
So I did the math. Using your textbook pages as toilet paper is actually more expensive than using literal dollar bills. It will 100% make you feel like a rich-ass baller. Also, there is something therapeutic about wiping your ass with organic chemistry.
4. Fold 1000 Origami Cranes and wish to get hit by a campus shuttle
Legend tells that if you make 1000 paper cranes, you will be granted a wish from the gods. Help this wish come true by texting on crosswalks, not looking both ways, and taunting the bus driver by saying, “Hey ugly, come and get this!”
5. Make a secret box for your most treasured possessions
Cut out the center of every page and store your jewelry, vibrator, baby teeth, or loose condoms from the library.
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