2017 Pledge finally shits out that fidget spinner they made him eat freshman year

This past week was big for SAE Senior Mahdahd Srich, as he reported having a big bowel movement this past weekend. The fidget spinner that Mahdahd was forced to eat during pledging had finally passed through his system. In an interview with Mahdahd, he retells the story of eating the fidget spinner. “At first I was nervous, but then I realized that fidget spinners are really good for anxiety,” he told the Spoke. Mahdahd recalls how he persevered through this experience by remaining optimistic. He stated, “Honestly, it was a nice chance of pace from the piss and shit I had been eating during Hell Week.” Mahdahd attributes the success he had in consumption of the fidget spinner to his pledge class. “I wasn’t gonna eat it at first, but then one of my brothers, Matt, told me, ‘there’s literally starving pledges in Africa bro’ and that’s when I realized how entitled I was being.” The late Matt sadly passed away in 2018 after getting his head stuck in the plastic wrap of a 6-pack of coca-cola and subsequent acute asphyxiation. 

Ultimately, the event was a bonding moment that Mahdahd says he will never forget. “Any time I feel a sharp pain in the side of my abdomen it just serves as a reminder of the unforgettable friendships my parents are paying for bisemesterly,” stated Mahdahd. Mahdahd washed the fidget spinner and now is learning how to do tricks with it. His favorite trick that he does with fidget spinner is disappointing his parents.