Have you ever wanted holy ice around your neck? Have you ever dreamed of eternal drip? If so, thrifters be on the lookout: something far more divine than jeans three times your size desperately clinging to your waist with a shoelace or some grandma’s sweater is hitting the racks. That’s right, it’s everything you’ve been praying for—late fashion icon Pope Francis’ garb is hitting the racks at thrift stores!
After a thrifting influencer posted a TikTok showing themselves trying on an embellished white hat with two peaks and the name “FRANCIS” written in Sharpie on the inside captioned “am I crazy or is it kind of cunt?,” commentors rushed to affirm that it was, in fact, serving cunt, and began wondering how to get their hands on their own. Uproar only grew when an influx of long linen “dresses” and shoulder cloaks began hitting the racks of Goodwills all over the world. Users are calling this new style “vaticancore.” But amidst this fashion frenzy, how do you get your piece of communion cracker?
The key is you’ve got to go quickly—these items are going to be selling out fast! Thrifting experts advise you go as soon as your thrift stores put out new stock. You also can’t expect to find the most sought-after items, such as the humongous cross necklaces or more colorful palliums, as these will be snatched up the fastest. Additionally, just like Brandy Melville, beware that these items are a “one-size-fits-most” type of situation—there’s only one pope at a time, after all. Finally, if you can’t get your hands on one of these rare and treasured pieces, fret not! Brands like Shein are sure to make dupes soon.
In conclusion, rest in peace Pope Francis.
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