According to numerous sources within Dobbs Hall, Emory freshman and once-ardent conservative Toby Jenkins came out as a “bleeding heart liberal” on Thanksgiving, just in time to alienate parents and relatives eating dinner in front of their framed portrait of…
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According to a new survey by Emory University researchers, the transition from drinking while studying abroad to drinking while in Atlanta has been “effortless, but a little disappointing.” “What we have found is that, shockingly, the return to a lackluster…
Look, I know all you orientation leader applicants want to be an OL, but you need to fucking chill with the school spirit. Sure, I did nod in approval after finding out that you had been to one whole sporting…
Dobbs Hall- The occupants of Dobbs Hall have become increasingly irritated following several nightly sessions of Bible study and worship by fellow hall-mate Jedediah Thomas and his Sister-in-Christ Ruth Hamlin. Bible study sessions have increased in volume and frequency since…