In the best allocation of federal grant money since the invention of the polio vaccine, Emory researchers found groundbreaking evidence that the size of James Wagner’s testicles directly correlate with his propensity to drive the university into a deep pit of…
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Election season is heating up on the Emory campus with a hotly contested race for all 862 bureaucratic seats. The elections are an important force on campus, as they determine whose resume will be sufficiently padded for various internships. President…
Anthony Weiner, the former U.S. Representative for New York’s 9th congressional district, has been named the next Residence Hall Association president by the SGA Constitutional Council after winning the election as a write-in candidate. The SGA Constitutional Council found every…
The Emory University Office of Admission admitted yesterday that it had accidentally sent out 400 copies of the film, Air Bud: Golden Receiver, to non-admitted students. Students eagerly waiting for an acceptance letter received a large envelope emblazoned with the…