New “Amorous Admins” calendars mounted in every dorm and fresh, unsqueezed tubes of toothpaste resting on every bathroom countertop means January has arrived, signaling the start of James Wagner’s second semester of senior year. Returning to presidential duties would normally…
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With the increasing competition amongst colleges to create the illusion of financial appeal, the Office of Financial Aid has introduced a new tuition payment plan that will allow students to give up their organs to the University Hospital in…
Emory University’s Honor Council announced in a college-wide email yesterday that it would partner with the Emory Wheel to publish detailed accounts of every mauling carried out by the council’s “Integrity Grizzlies,” grizzly bears who have been bred and trained…
On Feb. 18, the Emory Police Department (EPD) responded to a call regarding a proton powered doomsday device being built on Eagle Row. A mandatory IFC walkthrough in the Chi Phi house revealed a 4000 square foot fully staffed science…