Caitlyn A. (26C) was thrilled to return to campus early to spend multiple days being herded in and out of adjacent condo buildings with the hopes of being able to pay to join a social sorority. She told The Spoke, “Being in a sorority has always been my dream. If people aren’t forced to spend time with me on a weekly basis, I’ll end up alone.”
This has been a common response from interviewees that have recently been through the 2023 recruitment season, but a shocking revelation came to us from Kateline B. (26C).
“It’s super f*****g expensive,” said Kateline, who accepted her bid from KKG. “I didn’t realize that they meant it literally when they said ‘paying for friends.’ I’m gonna have to cancel my meal plan and survive off of pure adrenaline from mixing with ATO every weekend.” Their silly goofy energy could be the solution to take Emory’s sustainability initiatives to the next level.
If only there were a way to gather in groups of people who actually like each other without having to drop hundreds of dollars a semester? The Spoke will update if such a solution is found.
To sum it up in the words of Ceightlighn C. (26C), a new member of Tri Delta, “Greek life is a bottomless pit of classism, misogyny, racism, fatphobia, and many other discriminatory words that we’re discussing next week in my SOC 101 class. But what I’ve realized is that sisterhood is more powerful than any of those things.”
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