President Sterk recently announced a new initiative to spread her graceful image to every corner of the internet-using world, after being inspired by the viral fame of several political leaders in a world that only pretends to give a shit about politics.
Sterk initiated the program last Monday by organizing a think tank tasked with the creation of a viral trend that will burn her beautiful image into the cultural mEmory of the 2010s forever. This think tank is comprised of a multidisciplinary body of experts, including Dr. Philip Waterson, a political scientist specializing in mass deception; Dr. Susan Kline, a researcher in human psychology as it relates to technology and media consumption; Dr. Catherine Wright, a connoisseur of both art history and internet design; and sPicYMEmelOrD69, an acclaimed internet-user and reddit aficionado, among others.
Dr. Waterson, the spokesperson of the think tank, explained that the first phase of the plan will focus on appealing to Emory students who will, quote, “hopefully spread Sterk across the interwebs faster than the plague.”
The Spoke was granted exclusive at some of the prototype images:
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