In response to a group of concerned students upset with chalk that expressed support for the popular Republican candidate Donald Trump, the university vowed to track down the perpetrators, and everyone else who might have previously shared a maladjusted, terse…
The Emory Spoke
The Spoke acknowledges that February 14th is a rough day to be single, but it’s also a hard day for the average Emory student. “Ever since I arrived at Emory, I feel conflicted emotions every time I feel joy that…
In accordance to the ancient Greek tradition of sacrificing farm animals to grease the wheels of the god’s favor, the Panhellenic Council recommended that PNMs (Possible New Members, get with the program!) slaughter their choice of domesticated farm animal on…
Friday’s 11 a.m. SOC 225 class on “Memes in the South Sudanese Civil War” was supposed to be chill, according to most of the students enrolled. However, their expectations of an easy A were shattered this morning when Chris Livingston,…