Gingerly removing Tostito™ chips from his navel, Goizueta Senior Jacob Washburn woke up this morning to discover that he had drunkenly emailed his resume to the professional service firm Deloitte. Jacob knew something was amiss when he saw a message…
The Emory Spoke
The frosty second coming approaching, students have flocked to Woodruff library to get some last minute studying done. Emory librarians have been caught off guard by the sudden influx of students, and with the stacks already filled emergency study circles…
Amid growing reports predicting a second snowstorm this week the Emory Administration has announced they are taking extra precautions and have purchased an emergency snowspoon. Feeling pressured by the state of Georgia’s emergency weather warning, the administration also discussed the…