Point: Professor Has Finally Crossed The Line Barely even halfway through this course, Professor Pinker walked in today sporting an erection and an indifference to said erection that suggested not pride, but outright hubris. I can not even take offense,…
The Emory Spoke
Emory University’s Honor Council announced in a college-wide email yesterday that it would partner with the Emory Wheel to publish detailed accounts of every mauling carried out by the council’s “Integrity Grizzlies,” grizzly bears who have been bred and trained…
Reflecting on his experience as a transfer to the university, College sophomore Brett Engels stated that he felt “a true sense of accomplishment” and “unending pride” for his newfound misery at the highly ranked and prestigious Emory. Engels, a transfer…
On Feb. 18, the Emory Police Department (EPD) responded to a call regarding a proton powered doomsday device being built on Eagle Row. A mandatory IFC walkthrough in the Chi Phi house revealed a 4000 square foot fully staffed science…