Candi Lynn, exotic dancer at the Sleazy Slanket Strip Club, has reportedly changed her name to Pumpkin Spice in a recent marketing move to lure in more customers during the late autumn and early winter months. Although it will likely…
The Emory Spoke
Local Goizueta applicant Andrew Bershmeir’s hopes were dashed early last Sunday upon learning that he was not accepted to Emory’s prestigious BBA program, irreparably crushing his dream of one day happily filling out various notarized forms for the regional accounting…
Last Tuesday, after eight years planning and billions dollars of research, Emory’s Food Services team finally launched their most ambitious project to date: the Eagle Convenience store. With such a radical change to everyday life occurring, it’s only natural that…
