In a press conference this past week, Emory University officials announced that all toilet paper currently being used on campus will be upgraded to a 60-grit sandpaper. After a survey showing student rectal satisfaction at a record low, followed by…
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Warning: Sadly, everything in this interview is true. After a semi-memorable performance, I decided to find the Knocks. I knew they were just famous enough to make me seem cooler, but still lame enough to probably want to hang out…
Over the past month, four representatives of the Delta Tau Delta fraternity sat in the DUC from 9am to 5pm to recruit new brothers. Recently, one of our Spoke reporters sat down with Andrew Schreiner, Delta Tau Delta’s Chapter Leadership…
In a recent interview, Christine Srehya, Director of Sustainability Initiatives, informed Spoke reporters that the Emory Farmer’s Market is looking to expand their customer base through the distribution of pesticide-free marijuana. “Here at Emory, we view sustainability as more than…