After a disappointing turnout on Rush Week with no legacies, no insta-famous influencers, and no one really that interesting, Tri Delta has decided to reject the entirety of their (not-so) diverse range of applicants. The exec board reported that this year’s rushees seemed “strangely familiar” and just so happened to agree with everything they said. While usually that would be a green flag, the Tri Deltas said they were in desperate need of a change.
After deciding that the sorority house was getting “low-key gross anyway,” Tri Delta has listed their sorority house on AirBnB.
The Eagle Row location boasts a plentiful closet filled with cowboy hats and LuLu leggings, bathroom cabinets pre-stocked with fake tanner, and a breezy five minute walk to the Sigma Alpha Mu frat house.
After further investigation as to who benefits from the listing, the Tri Deltas have confirmed that the profits are not going to charity, but instead back into Tri Delta’s pocket. Though a group vote will definitely be necessary to decide (lest the girls have beef!!), funds will either go to a multi-use super big paper banner from Staples that will read “Friday Funday” or go towards the highly anticipated sorority group trip to Dear Hannah Prep.
Check out the listing now and make sure to book before it fills up!
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