Things turned south for freshman roommates Alex Samuels and Josh Hapler, as well as Jesus, Lamb of God, when Samuels accidentally walked in on a compromised Halper while the Great Reclaimer watched from the heavens. According to the official report…
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In the taxing last minute stretch to craft the ideal schedule many visitors to OPUS today were surprised to find that while utilizing the Add/Drop/Swap system, the website did little except to repeatedly administer a painful electric shock. Although the…
This afternoon, SGA presidential candidate Aaron Althusser called a press conference to address the allegations of embezzlement of campaign funds for a Model U.N. mixer. The conference comes after eyewitness accounts and retrieved emails confirmed that the Althusser campaign held…