I, Ebola, like all of you freshman out there, am very excited to begin my journey in the United States at Emory University, a world-class institution with an impressive reputation. It’s not every day that a hemorrhagic fever from West…
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Sigma Nu Brothers, Alumni, and members of the Emory campus community, it is with great regret that I must write to announce that we, the Sigma Nu fraternity, will be barred from campus for the next five years. Our actions…
Point: Professor Has Finally Crossed The Line Barely even halfway through this course, Professor Pinker walked in today sporting an erection and an indifference to said erection that suggested not pride, but outright hubris. I can not even take offense,…
Reflecting on his experience as a transfer to the university, College sophomore Brett Engels stated that he felt “a true sense of accomplishment” and “unending pride” for his newfound misery at the highly ranked and prestigious Emory. Engels, a transfer…