In the midst of such a jovial season of romantic blossoms, not all love stories have happy endings, as in the case of Goizueta junior Becca Chalmers, who dealt with a major breakup February 14. “It was so abrupt. The…
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DeKalb county animal control has cautioned all Emory students to avoid the WoodPEC due to a massive gym rat infestation. “I’ve never seen this bad of an infestation at a division three school,” Sheriff Colton reports. Animal control predicts the…
*Disaster Artist spoilers ahead but keep reading if you want, don’t be a chicken cheep cheep cheep cheep* As spring semester finally starts after being delayed by *severe* weather, students are returning to campus invigorated with the power of half-hearted…