Happy Valentine’s Day to all you lame single losers! We know you’ll be spending February 14th alone in your bed with your laptop playing the role of the little spoon. So, we here at Spoke thought we’d compile a list of fun movies that will put you in the mood you deserve to be in.
10. Schindler’s List
This Spielberg classic will make you cry about that girl in the red coat from class who you were always too afraid to talk to.
9. Hotel Rwanda
Journey – by yourself – to Africa’s most famous honeymoon destination.
8. Saving Private Ryan
Who doesn’t a love a cute soldier? Nazi bullets don’t.
7. The Pianist
Just looking at Adrien Brody’s nose for two hours will make you cry. You don’t even have to pay attention to the movie.
6. The Green Mile
Does no one ever bring you coffee in bed? No? Well, this prison movie will show you how John Coffee got permanently put into a bed.
5. Monster’s Ball
We know you want to see Halle Berry naked. Go watch it.
4. Philadelphia
For our gay loners out there, this movie will remind you that even if you do find love, you’ll probably die anyways.
3. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s nest
Do you ever think that love is the only thing on your mind? A lobotomy can fix that.
2. The Silence of the Lambs
The greatest love triangle ever put to screen: totally-not-gay FBI agent Clarice Starling, beefy Buffalo Bill, and the delicious Hannibal Lecter.
1. Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls
We know you’ll end up watching porn. So here’s our recommendation.
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