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Posts published in “Health”

Kappa Sigma Deck Collapses, Injures Two – Authorities Surprised That Even Two People Were at a Kap Sig Party

While many Emory students took to Fizz on January 17th, 2026 to ask, “wtm tn?”, the usual responses of ‘Mags’ or ‘Lost Dog’ were replaced by an overwhelming number of respondents suggesting “The Emergency Room.” Since then, “Where were you…

Emory Insists Refusal of Gender Care to Dooley Has Nothing To Do With Transphobia, Just Deep Hatred of Skeletons

Emory Healthcare finds itself in yet another controversy after denying gender affirming care to Dooley, beloved campus cadaver and transgender icon. Staff claim they can only provide hormones to “those with organs and skin,” showing shocking ignorance to higher-purpose beings…

BREAKING: The Scarlet Letter (From the CDC)

In a modern-day Salem of sorts—Emory’s Atlanta campus—a great scandal has befallen the brothers of Eagle Row. The Center for Disease Control and Prevention, located just up Clifton Road, has issued a warning to the Emory Interfraternity Council for their…