In a bold and unprecedented move, the hospital of the 21st nationally ranked Lemory University in Sierra Leone announced this past Thursday that they will be welcoming a student from Emory University infected with Norovirus. Lemory’s announcement comes at a…
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Today I stand before the Emory community and the world and just have one thing to say: FUCK. Sure, when I took on the job as lead researcher for the CDC’s efforts to eliminate Ebola, I knew there would be…
I, Ebola, like all of you freshman out there, am very excited to begin my journey in the United States at Emory University, a world-class institution with an impressive reputation. It’s not every day that a hemorrhagic fever from West…
Earlier today, the Emory University Department of Student Health published their rigorously conducted results on the effects of recreational cannabis use. The long-sought research was obtained through the case study of college sophomore Mike Ballas. The Student Health Department received…