A new school year. For most, it’s a time for new friendships and fresh connections. However, for one student, it has brought nothing but disappointment. “I just don’t know what to do anymore,” bemoaned Hannah (27C), who has attempted to…
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Oh! So you’ve killed your roommate? No judgment, we’ve all been there. Here at the Spoke, we have compiled a list of helpful tips and tricks on how to get away with a very relatable form of murder. Tell…
What a Chembarrassment! Chemory Gets Chemotional Following Chembezzlement by Chembattled Chemployees
In a chemphatic episode of chemotional upheaval, Chemory was chembarrassed to chembrace its most cheminent crisis yet. The chembezzlement saga, now dubbed “the chembarrassment,” has left chembattled chemployees chemblazoned with shame. Student reactions have begun to chemerge, chembodying the chemotional…
The New York Times and Wall Street Journal reported on Monday that a lawsuit was filed accusing Emory, alongside 15 other top-tier institutions, of illegally colluding to limit student financial aid for the past 18 years. We here at the…