As Thanksgiving approaches, students across campus are getting ready to eat turkey and spend time with their lowkey racist relatives. Despite the fun that Thanksgiving can bring, it is also a time of reflection. A reporter positioned on Cox bridge asked passing students what they are thankful for this year.
“I’m thankful that it’s not even cold here. This is basically summer!” -Some dick from up north, probably New York
“OMG, it’s literally Christmas! Who even cares about Thanksgiving anymore?” -Girl whose ideal date is going to Target
“Fuck off.” -Unknown student
“I’m thankful for freshman girls!” -AEPi Senior
“Every morning I wake up and am thankful for the opportunity to play a sport in college.” -Division III athlete wasting their time
“I’m thankful that I’m getting this bread!” -Boy whose tinder profile says “RIP Vine :/”
“Thank god for coffee! It’s the only way I can get through my day!” -Person who thinks getting 3 hours of sleep a night is a flex
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