New “Amorous Admins” calendars mounted in every dorm and fresh, unsqueezed tubes of toothpaste resting on every bathroom countertop means January has arrived, signaling the start of James Wagner’s second semester of senior year. Returning to presidential duties would normally…
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Let’s face it — No one likes to deal with financial aid. Not even financial aid officers like to deal with financial aid. Do you think that they even wanted to be financial aid officers? Of course not. Their hopes…
In a press conference this past week, Emory University officials announced that all toilet paper currently being used on campus will be upgraded to a 60-grit sandpaper. After a survey showing student rectal satisfaction at a record low, followed by…
Junior Katie Gardner is creating huge social buzz and has been invited an astonishing 2 different pre-games this past week after she uploaded immensely popular pictures of Benedict Cumberbatch from her semester abroad in London, England to Facebook. “At first…