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SAE Dunk Tank: Revenge of Hookups Past

  The Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity coordinated a dunk tank philanthropy event during Wonderful Wednesday on April 19, 2017. This dunk tank was a noticeably last-minute attempt to raise the…

Gluten-Free Students Can’t Pass Over “Passover Diet”

Image from FunTier After interviewing gluten-free students, sources report gluten-free eaters being “totally pissed off” at the Passover diet fad. Jewish students around the campus are following the dietary rules…

Pepsi Ad Blows Up Like Mentos in Coke

Image from TheTrendSpotter Sources report that after watching Pepsi’s new commercial, the CEO of Atlanta’s own Coca-Cola Company drunkenly gifted Emory University another $105 million in company stock in the…

How to Give a Good TED Talk at TEDxEmory

TEDx, a company known for philosophical and sincere presentations, is coming to Emory. Even if you are a characterless, bland, good-for-nothing potato, you can give a unique TED Talk. To…

OpEd: Understanding Beauty and the Beastiality

From Flickr.com After watching Beauty and the Beast for the second time around, being much older this time, I have come to understand Belle’s decision to forgo a fool for…

Too Hot: Zumba Literally Starts a Fire

Sources report a fire broke out around 6:00pm on the second floor of the WoodPEC during a weekly Zumba class this Monday. Officials say this was a standard electrical fire,…

Nursing School Clinicals Resemble “The Bachelor”

I watch as the instructor places the mysterious white envelope at the front of a room full of nursing students. One brave student steps up to read the card. “Rachel……

Op Ed: I Went Through Rush and It Was All Greek to Me

Honestly, I didn’t consider Greek life at all when before I first arrived at Emory. Some friends on my hall convinced me to sign up a few days before registration…

Animals Offended by Your Halloween Costume

As Halloween approaches, more and more articles circulate about culturally appropriated costumes. Colleges work to discuss the lines of cultural consideration while also balancing freedom of expression. We at the…

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