Cox Dining Hall Construction Materials: A Tastier, Cheaper Alternative to Traditional Cox Fare
By Spoke EIC
Forbidden snacks are forbidden no longer! A new policy has been frantically passed by Emory Dining after riots on Asbury Circle regarding the $20 lobster-crab...
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Help! I’m Physically Attracted to the Ugliest Man I’ve Ever Seen in my Life
By Spoke EIC
There I was, minding my own business, sitting on some concrete outside White Hall for three to seven minutes before entering my 1 p.m. at...
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How to Send Your Whack-Ass Friend Back to Texas
By Spoke EIC
We’ve all been there. You have that one friend who just seems to remember the Alamo a little too much. They only wear Buc-ee’s shirts...
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Student Couldn’t Even Establish Dominance in Hot Tub, Thinks He Can Handle Frat
By Spoke EIC
Hell is a Great Wolf Lodge. Incoming freshman Chad Fenves (no relation) enjoyed his last week of summer break at this supposed slice of paradise....
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The Classes with Open Seats You Can Still (Technically) Take
By Spoke EIC
Didn’t get the classes you wanted? Considering just giving up on your current major to study Classics or something? You’re not alone! Registration might not...
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