What Baddie Died and Donated These?
By Spoke EIC
Have you ever wanted holy ice around your neck? Have you ever dreamed of eternal drip? If so, thrifters be on the lookout: something far...
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My Journey to Campus Celebrity: Being a Little Weirdo for the Enjoyment of Others
By Spoke EIC
Sometimes it’s the little things that keep you going. On many a dreary day in the middle of finals, I’ve been walking across the quad...
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Op-Ed: Just Walk It Off! Those Hospital Helicopters Are Getting Annoying.
By Spoke EIC
Monday morning, you and your friend trudge across Cox Bridge on your way to class, discussing the events of the previous weekend. Just as you...
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Kappa Sigma Appeals to Fenves: “Let us do coke and be bad guys freely.”
By Spoke EIC
In a shocking letter, the Defense of the Underage Collegiate and Honorably Educated (DOUCHE) petitioned Emory’s president Greg Fenves that the Kappa Sigma Fraternity chapter...
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Op-Ed: No, I Don’t Know What Is Wrong with Me, and I’d Appreciate It if You’d Stop Asking Me!
By Spoke EIC
Listen, I hear your clamoring and your constant questions. You’re all saying, “There’s something wrong with you! What’s wrong with you?! You should get help!”...
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