Picture this. It’s 9:50am and your class in Tarbutton just got out. You’re woefully hungover from last night and the only thing you want is sleep’s sweet release. Unbeknownst to you, you’re about to make the biggest mistake in your life, because you just laid eyes on Jack and, being the friendly friend you are, you wave at him. Nothing could have prepared you for what happens next. Like a shark smelling blood, Jack goes into a frenzy, pushing and shoving his way through the horde, even pushing over a flock of monks, just to get his smiling, oblivious face right in front of your sunken, hungover one. And what does he do next? The psychopath actually tries TALKING to you. About what you might ask? That’s a good question, and one you still don’t have the answer to. The maniac rambles on and on, endless amounts of “we should hang out more,” or “you just got out of your 9 AM? Wow, YOU must be tired haha!”
Jack is a loose cannon. He’s that kid on your hall you kind of know, but not nearly enough to be friends with. Turns out you shouldn’t even be friendly with him either, because Jack is the type of person who has to talk to everyone who says hi to him in passing. We’re not sure if he’s either a) a profoundly insane person, or b) someone who simply has nothing better to do with his life. Either way it’s not your problem to know what madness plagues this man. What matters is this: if you see Jack in a crowd of people, do NOT, I repeat, do NOT look him in the eye, he WILL try to talk to you.
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